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<CENTER><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+3>Llamadas de bart</FONT></FONT></CENTER>

<CENTER><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+3>al bar de moe de</FONT></FONT></CENTER>

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<P><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>las llamadas:</FONT></FONT></FONT>

<P><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques
Strap.</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I wanna Seymour Butts.</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come
on, one of you</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch
lately?</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid
moron with an ugly face</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- big butt and my butt smells and
I like to kiss my own butt.</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Somebody check the men's room for
a Hugh Jass!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem
here?</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Hey, everybody, put down your glasses.
Ivana Tinkle!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?
All right, fine, fine.</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Maya Butreeks?</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is
there an Al Coholic</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>here?</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver
Clothesoff!</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT COLOR="#3333FF"><FONT SIZE=+2>y las respuestas:</FONT></FONT></FONT>

<P><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen, you little yellow-bellied
rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever
get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen to me you lousy bum. When
I get a hold ofyou, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in
half! - It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of
you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen, you little scum-sucking
pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs
with a corkscrew!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- You rotten little punk! If I ever
get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face
off!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen to me, you little puke. One
of these days, I'm</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>going to catch you, and I'm going
to carve my nameon your back with an ice pick!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Listen, you. When I get a hold of
you, I'm going to use</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>your head for a bucket and paint my
house with your</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>brains!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find
out who you are,I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>starving dogs in your butt!</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr.
Smithers, eh? First</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>name Waylan, is it? Listen to me,
you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down
your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm
gonna use your tongue to paint my</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>boat!</FONT></FONT>
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